toadinthehole 10:42 Fri Nov 5
West Ham fan loses finger from celebrating
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How do you even?
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Nurse Ratched
5:00 Sat Nov 6
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Someone has referred to the fingerless chap as 'Clarky'. Is that our/WHO's clarky??
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BeauLarkyBuff
4:40 Sat Nov 6
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Crassus. Yeah, I missed out that wedding rings etc getting caught on the hooks ripped the fingers off.
Gravity and a 13 stone fullback a bit too much for a mere digit.
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Crassus
9:43 Fri Nov 5
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BeauLarkyBuff 6:01 Fri Nov 5
Funny you should say that
When my lad played for a local side, our lot were fannying about awaiting the other side one day when they started jumping up to swing on the cross bar
I warned them not to but predictably there is always one who carries on, I had barely got 'there'll be tears' out before there were
Silly fucker hooked his middle finger from the inside of the top knuckle and peeled the skin off on descent like a banana
Much dad banter about the regret of loosing his middle digit and plenty of smug I told you so
Grown up to be a top bloke but still known by 'Fingers' as Christened that very moment
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AKA ERNIE
9:02 Fri Nov 5
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Jaan haha excellent
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Jaan Kenbrovin
8:58 Fri Nov 5
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Give him a high four, Ernie.
;^)
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AKA ERNIE
8:54 Fri Nov 5
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Hes on our eurostar on way back hes doing alright
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Jasnik
8:50 Fri Nov 5
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I'm currently injured .. Achilles.
Oh for the finger anyone started a GO FUND yet to get the finger out of GENK?
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gph
7:44 Fri Nov 5
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Well, I didn't expect that.
My respect for you has gone up a notch or two.
Would be more, but for the length of time it took for you to post something decent on the matter.
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Northern Sold
6:58 Fri Nov 5
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Ha Ha ha…. I’ll give you that one… I run a vets footy team… my old side I played for and have been a part of the furniture for over 30 years… we got promoted last season up into the Prem… I have not got a fucking clue how some of my old team mates can still do it against ex-pros and ex semi pros and give them 20 odd years… not often I am in awe but fair play all the old boys still managing get a pair of boots on… I last kicked a ball at Roots Hall in a charity game 8 or 9 years ago… I still had no feeling in my legs nearly 10 days later… It was then I remembered why I gave up 10 years before that (prolapsed disc)…. Like I tell our mob geep… do it for as long as you possibly can because you sure are a long time retired
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gph
6:39 Fri Nov 5
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Chronologically, NS is younger than me.
Doesn't stop him coming across as an old git, jealous of the "youngsters" still enjoying themselves.
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Northern Sold
6:32 Fri Nov 5
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YOU PLAY 6-A-SIDE GEEP OL FELLA????
YOU NEVER MENTIONED IT BEFORE…
… OK YOU MIGHT HAVE DONE ONCE OR THRICE…
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gph
6:22 Fri Nov 5
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I sliced open my wrist playing 6-a-side while wearing a watch. It got caught in the mesh curtain used to separate pitches.
For about twenty years I had to explain to new girlfriends that I wasn't a failed suicide.
(Of course, this wasn't a daily occurrence like it would be for COYI)
Luckily, the scar faded over the years. Unfortunately, the supply of girlfriends has done the same.
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epsom
6:22 Fri Nov 5
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Clarky is in the Eurostar terminal now.
He had the finger fully amputated and discharged himself. The hospital wanted to keep him in for 10 days.
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bruuuno
6:14 Fri Nov 5
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Painful but a fucking good story Tbf
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BeauLarkyBuff
6:01 Fri Nov 5
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I've heard about park footballers jumping up to attach or remove goal nets from the crossbar hooks doing the same.
Never seen it myself.
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Telford Iron
5:56 Fri Nov 5
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One iron
Apologies - the moment I posted I then saw more photos of the geezer with his finger reattached.
it didn’t look real from the initial footage.
Hope your mate is ok ?
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Auntie Thermite
5:00 Fri Nov 5
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Oops, perhaps I should have changed my last post to "legs" instead.
Blimey, good luck fella whoever you are, sounds sore.
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13 Brentford Rd
4:58 Fri Nov 5
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Ouch, similar happened to me when I was a kid. Was roller skating not very well, grabbed onto a fence to stop myself and my ring caught and pulled the skin off my finger.
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rumford
3:59 Fri Nov 5
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The guy must be in shock. I wish him all the best.
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nychammer
3:58 Fri Nov 5
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what a KNUCKLE Head
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one iron
3:55 Fri Nov 5
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Telford iron, this mans a friend of mine, its real,he jumped up on fence, his ring got fixed on razor wire on top of fence, clarky get well soon mate, from all on the hornchurch coach
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